
Sometimes, even for a guy with a math  degree, it is hard to find the right numbers that accurately depict  a football game.  In spite of a lob sided 58-7 score, it is exceedingly  difficult to find the numbers that tell the true story of that game;  there are so many impressive numbers in the box score that none of them  seem to tell the whole story.   
I guess if I had to start somewhere it  would be the first 9:34 of the game.  In this stretch in which  the Buckeyes took a commanding 28-0 nothing lead, a conference football  game turned into a hopeless mismatch, one in which you had to feel that  the entirety of the Northwestern season up to that point had been a  farce.  It was apparent within those ten minutes that Northwestern  didn’t belong in the Horseshoe with the home team.  After those  first 28 points, every other offensive number the Buckeyes accumulated  was tainted and became artificial (much like beating Nevada and Northeastern). 
 
Through the course of the game, the Buckeyes  were able to accumulate 396 yards of offense.  That is a pretty  good number against most teams in the nation, but against a porous Northwestern  defense, that number falls a bit short of impressive.  It would  appear to the casual observer that Buckeyes struggled a bit on the ground,  amassing a “mere” 191 yards on 42 carries for a respectable 4.5  yards per carry.  Not the impressive numbers you would expect,  but not so bad once you consider that a lot of those plays came into  run oriented defenses after the game was out of hand. 
 
At the start of the game, Northwestern  seemed determined to attempt to stop the Buckeyes ground game first,  at the expense of their overmatched corners.  While the Buckeyes  did not enjoy much success on the ground to start the game, they could  do whatever they wanted down the field.  It got to the point that  every time Boeckman dropped back to throw Buckeyes fans had been conditioned  to expect a touchdown.  Even after getting burned downfield on  Boeckman’s first throw, Northwestern continued to leave their corners  alone on island downfield.  The result:  In Boeckman’s first  six passes he had four completions for three touchdowns and 115 yards. 
 
More interesting numbers, Brian Roboskie’s  line:  3 receptions for 89 yards and 3TDs.  The only thing  that stopped Robo on every pass he caught was the end of the field.   That gives Roboskie 20 receptions for 430 yards and 5TDs on the season.   Not bad for four games, makes you wonder when people will stop trying  to put single coverage on him. 
A less impressive line of numbers for  Buckeyes fans:  Marcus Williams 3 rushes for 4 yards.  Don’t  get me wrong, I love the fact that the young walk on got some carries  and I thought he looked pretty good out there.  The problem is  that this shows just how injury plagued the Buckeye’s backfield is  right now.  Beanie Wells left the game on the opening series of  the second half with an apparent aggravation the same ankle injury that  has hampered him for six months, and Brandon Saine is out for a couple  of more weeks following arthroscopic knee surgery.  That means  that this backfield is one tweaked ankle from featuring Maurice Wells/Marcus  Williams, which is a scary prospect heading into Big Ten play. 
 
The most impressive numbers coming from  yesterday’s game have to be those posted by the defense.  Northwestern’s  awkward spread option offense is typically very effective at moving  the ball by using a combination of screen passes and misdirection to  keep the defense off balance.  Additionally, Northwestern uses  short drops to nullify pass rush and keep defenses honest, yet none  of that worked against a very disciplined Ohio State defense.   
 
The Buckeye defense showed exceptional  speed in getting to receivers and ball carriers immediately and more  importantly showed great discipline in maintaining defensive assignments.    The Buckeyes did not blitz much but still showed exceptional pass rush  in getting to Bacher and forcing many throws early and inaccurate.   In the end, Bacher wound up completing just over 50% of his throws for  120 yards.  That is a pretty staggering completion percentage considering  that most of his throws were 5-7 yard intermediate routes. 
 
In the end, it wasn’t much of a game  and there really is no single number that will tell the story of this  game.  The Buckeyes were merciless in every facet of the game,  including some devastating special teams hits, and it was apparent to  those that watched that this game could have just as easily ended 100-7. 
 
Grading the Positions: 
 
Everyone gets an A except Beanie’s  ankle, which gets a D-. 
Grading the Grader: 
 
I said,  “Don’t be surprised if…Mark May and company are unimpressed by  the Buckeyes putting a 30 point whipping on the cats. Tressel is just  not the kind of guy to toss 60 on a team to impress media members and  pollsters (yes, I am talking about you Bob Stoops). If the Buckeyes  put up big numbers it will because their third string was good enough  to score 20.” 
Because the score became so lopsided  so early, it is hard to say when the first string stopped and the third  string started.  One thing is for sure, if Bob Stoopes were coaching  this game, the final score would not have been as nice as the 58-7.   In the end, Tressel really did not run this thing up.  As a matter  of fact, the Buckeyes really tried to just nurse there 52-7 lead through  the third and fourth, but the margin was much bigger than I thought.   C. 
I said,  “Don’t be surprised if…Beanie Wells puts a big hurting on the  ‘Cats, somewhere on the order of 200 yards and five devastating secondary  stiff arms.”   
Not even close.  Wells only got  12 carries before reinjuring that ankle and he was probably only on  pace for 3 or 4 more.  I would’ve never guessed that this game  would’ve been that ugly that fast.  C. 
I said, “Don’t be surprised if…the Buckeyes have a bad statistical defensive performance that is not reflected in the score. Bear with me a second. I expect to see the Wildcats complete a fairly high percentage of short passes and to chew up some yardage in doing so, but I do not expect them to be able to sustain long drives with consistent execution. Something like 250 yards of offense (150 in the air 100 on the ground)”
Not a bad guess on the yardage when you consider that Pat Fitzgerald had everyone believing, right up until game time, that Tyrell Sutton was playing. Nice job on the misdirection coach. In the end, Northwestern wound up with 120 yards of total offense, 120 in the air, and 0 on the ground, and the Buckeyes defense looked impressive in every way a defense could. C.
I said take Ohio State and the over, and it was an easy cover. Both bets were pretty obvious covers by halftime with Ohio State leading 45-0. That makes me 4-2 on the season so far.
Props to our Prognosticator of the Week: Peeker643