It's NBA All-Star Weekend, which climaxes with tonight's game on TNT at 8:30 PM EST. Last night was the Skills Challenge, Three Point Shootout, and Dunk Contest ... which Papa Cass tuned in for and recaps for us here today on The Blurbs. Cassano also opines on LeBron v. Wade, Charles Barkley's foot race and subsequent kiss on the mouth with the 67 year old Dick Bavetta, Damon Jones effort in the shootout, and the dunk contest in general in this, his latest.
Some selected observations (and observations of observations) from the NBA All-Star Weekend thus far:
Dwyane Wade is currently the NBA's
"It" player from the Class of 2003. He's the one with the ring, he's
having the better season, he's doing cell phone commercials with
Charles Barkley. LeBron, by comparison, looks overhyped and overrated since his star has failed to magnify this season as Wade's has exploded.
As a result, the fickle spotlight has shifted to Wade, Gilbert Arenas and old standbys like ShaquilleO'Neal and Jason Kidd while LeBron
has been relegated to the end of the stardom bench, at least for the
time being. The media throngs that followed him around during his first
three all-star appearances have been replaced by a comparatively sparse
following. LeBron just isn't where the action is right now.
That's not entirely bad. For a 22-year old who has had larger-than life billboards of himself erected in New York, LosAngeles and Cleveland, maybe a taste of humble pie is in order. Besides, any way LeBron
can reduce the hands that are grabbing for his attention, the more he
can focus on resting up and getting ready for the stretch run and
playoffs.
Fabulous Las Vegas
Can a pro sports franchise co-exist alongside the gambling houses of Las Vegas? This winter's all-star break has been a feeling-out process for the NBA.
Sure, it's about the fact that Las
Vegas is rife with legalized gambling, and fixed games have long been a
worst nightmare of upstanding sports league commissioners everywhere.
But, especially for the NBA, it's also about the sheer number of
opportunities their filthy-rich, ghetto-styling players will have to
get into all kinds of eye-covering trouble.
It's not that Las
Vegas' vices are different from those of many other cities. It's just
that they are far more easily attainable. NBA players can find strip
clubs and gambling anywhere, but in Las Vegas, it's far more above the table. So are fights between celebrities and their possies.
The Akron Beacon Journal's Brian Windhorst blogs that, upon arriving in Vegas, he soon realized he wasn't in Kansas anymore. Or L.A., for that matter.
It's only a matter of time before the NBA or NHL figures out a way to break the ice and put a team in Las
Vegas. The city is engorged with money and, with a population of nearly
600,000, is soon to become the largest U.S. city without a major pro
sports franchise. But adding Vegas to the major league pro sports scene
will likely change how sportsbooks
handle their jobs. It might also cause some teams to roll their petty
cash accounts over to bail bonds so they can yank players out of the
clink in time for a 7 p.m. tipoff.
Flabby, sweaty man love
The charity race between Barkley and NBA ref Dick Bavetta presented me with three things I never want to see again:
A) Bavetta in old-man shorts hiked up to his belly button.
B) Barkley running. Has that man lifted so much as a box of bran flakes since retiring?
C) Bavetta
and Barkley punctuating a friendly embrace with a kiss. Now, I have no
problem with men who are secure enough in their masculinity that they
can express platonic love for each other. Hey, Magic and Isiah, Pudge and UguethUrbina, go for it. It's a bold move for a man to kiss another man. Just ask Tim Hardaway.
But flabby Barkley and scrawny, balding Bavetta? Lip to lip? Sorry, but there goes the appetite.
Three-point shootout
Damon Jones being a Cav
until further notice, I was actually rooting for him in the three-point
shootout, even though I knew he had little chance of winning. I have a
feeling I was in the minority among Cavs fans, many of whom wanted to see Jones and his unjustifiably huge ego get stuffed.
The
Jones-haters got their wish. He finished fifth out of six contestants
and didn't make it out of the first round, scoring 15 of a possible 30
points, which is still way above his season average of 7.2 points per
game.
Watching former CavJason Kapono
win the contest was a pretty nice consolation prize. He went berserk in
the final round, tying Mark Price's final-round record of 24 points.
The lowlight
of the contest was Gilbert Arenas, who managed 17 points in the
championship round. By the final rack, he was so out of contention, he
was lobbing one-handed misses at the basket. Way to throw in the towel,
Agent Zero. And you wonder why your coach gets mad at you.
Skills competition
LeBron
played the skills competition at about three-quarter speed, which is
how he has played most of the season. He ran the course fine. In fact,
the only miss he had was his initial jumper. He made his second jumper,
nailed all of the required passes on the first try, dribbled flawlessly
and still managed to get eliminated in the first round with a time of
35.4 seconds.
Mostly, it was because he was jogging his way
through the course. By contrast, Wade defended his skills competition
title with a final time of 26.4 seconds, and he wasn't nearly as
spot-on with his passes as LeBron.
Anyone who thinks Wade is a better all-around player than LeBron is not watching the same basketball I'm watching this year. But there is no question LeBron is picking and choosing the points at which he truly exerts himself, and it isn't often.
Dunk contest
I've been a consistent critic of the dunk contest over the past several years. I think it's right for LeBron
to skip it if he doesn't think it's worth his time. Everything, short
of vaulting a moose or implementing a fire ring, has been done.
The
dunk contest is the same old derivative, rehashed tricks every year,
and more and more, the marquee players are staying away.
That being said, you had to love the dunk that sealed the win for Boston's Gerald Green. With a short, black cloth-draped table placed just below the free-throw line, Green took off his warmups to reveal a throwback Dee Brown Celtics jersey.
Green
then proceeded to vault the table, hide his face behind his arm in
midair and slam the ball home, a tribute to Brown's signature no-look
dunk en route to winning the 1991 contest.
Sure, it was reheated
leftovers like every other dunk, but it was presented with artistry and
imagination, and --most importantly -- executed flawlessly. Green upped
the ante by adding the table vault as his own personal touch to
contrast Brown's famous dunk.
Compare that with the brutal
final-round showing of last year's champion, Nate Robinson, who needed
10 attempts to finally land a 360-spin, off-the-backboard dunk. When he
finally executed the dunk, it was a weak slam at that.
Olympic
figure skaters and gymnasts wish they could get the mulligans Robinson
has gotten in the dunk contest the past two years. But this time, even
10 attempts couldn't save the Knicks' 5'-9" guard from defeat.
All
this, and the game hasn't even been played yet. Which just goes to
prove, that, just like the Super Bowl, it's really not about the game
at all.