The Indians lost their nationally-televised game to the Yankees 7-4 while Justin Masterson made Rick Sutcliffe look like a know-nothing blowhard after his effusive praise. While it should be noted that this is not entirely difficult, it should also be noted that I would have been a lot happier had Sutcliffe’s effusive praise been proven correct rather than utter nonsense. In other news, Carlos Santana can still hit, Mariano Rivera can still pitch, and pitching badly yields negative results. Captain Obvious rides again!