With the holidays approaching, no one can accuse of us not being in the spirit here at The Blurbs. Our resident pessimist Jarad Regano chimes in with some holiday carols for all of us to sing around the Christmas tree this holiday season. Without further adieu, we present to you "The Twelve Days Of The Dolan Christmas" and "Larry Dolan's Ruining This Town". Cue the music maestro!

The Twelve Days Of The Dolan Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Dave Dellucci underneath my tree 

On the second day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree 

On the third day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the fourth day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the fifth day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson

And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree 
On the sixth day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Six years of rebuilding
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the seventh day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Seven low-ball offers
Six years of rebuilding
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the eighth day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Eight bobble-head dolls
Seven low-ball offers
Six years of rebuilding
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the ninth day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Nine first basemen slash DH’s
Eight bobble-head dolls
Seven low-ball offers
Six years of rebuilding
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the tenth day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Ten Manny Rumors
Nine first basemen slash DH’s
Eight bobble-head dolls
Seven low-ball offers
Six years of rebuilding
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Indians gave to me
Eleven fireworks nights! (most in pro sports!)
Ten Manny Rumors
Nine first basemen slash DH’s
Eight bobble-head dolls
Seven low-ball offers
Six years of rebuilding
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Indians gave to me
Twelve can’t miss prospects
Eleven fireworks nights
Ten Manny Rumors
Nine first basemen slash DH’s
Eight bobble-head dolls
Seven low-ball offers
Six years of rebuilding
Five years of Eric Wedge
Four chicken waffle stands
Three Jason Bere signings
Two months of Jason Johnson
And Dave Dellucci underneath my tree 

Larry Dolan's Ruining This Team

He says he will spend
When the time is right

But every November
His wallet gets tight 

Larry Dolan’s Ruining this Team 

He’s got a free agent list
And checking it twice
A torn ACL or labrum looks nice 

Larry Dolan’s Ruining this Team 

He never tips his waiter
He won’t supersize his meals
He wouldn’t offer Jesus Christ
Any more than a two-year deal! 

O! You better go to the games!
You better buy beer!
Or he may non-tender Slider next year 

Larry Dolan’s Ruining this Team
Larry Dolan’s Ruining this Team