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Indians Indians Archive The B-List: 9/25
Written by Steve Buffum

Steve Buffum
Well, that was futile.
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W: Lester (16-6) L: Sowers (4-9) 

Guy walks into a bar holding a dead fish.  The Indians game is on, and he says, "I'm a big fan, I'm gonna comment a lot on everything that the Indians do well." 

Bartender says, "Yeah, all right, but if you disturb the other patrons, I'll have to ask you to leave." 

Guy watches for a while, then asks for a bottle of ketchup. 

In the sixth, the guy says, "Hey, look, Josh Barfield hit his first double of the season!  He's got a three-game hitting streak and has filled in admirably for the suspended Asdrubal Cabrera." 

Bartender says, "Yep." 

Two hitters later, guy says, "Jamey Carroll with RBI, no shutout for Lester!" 

Bartender says, "Yep." 

A half hour later, the guy pours ketchup on the dead fish and leaves.

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