Actually, the rain's no so bad. "Tigers, Tigers, go away" would be more appropriate. Although at times, the Indians' version appeared to be, "Brain cells, brain cells, go away." We need a new rhyme. How about, "Brain cells, brain cells, come the fuck back?" Given a choice of the three, I'd rather have brain cells, rain, and no Tigers, or brain cells, Tigers, and no rain. Rain, Tigers, and no brain cells was not a particularly satisfying experience, quite frankly.
3) Singling out Casey Blake
How many times was Casey Blake singled out for his performance last season? I can't remember another player more consistently vilified, since Aaron Boone got some passes over the summer. Well, all Blake did was pound two homers Friday, get a hit Saturday (one of five for the Indians, total), and stroke another hit to go with a pair of walks (one intentional, no one wants to face Blake with runners on base, after all) on Sunday.
How does this single Blake out? Because he was the only consistent offensive force the whole bloody weekend. Only Sizemore and Boone reached base in all three games, although each did it without the benefit of a hit in one of the games. Ed Perez got a hit in each of the two games in which he played, but his egregious misplay lost Sunday's game virtually single-no-handedly, so no soup for him.
4) Baseball is a game of inches
Hafner's drive to the wall looked like it might win the game Sunday, but it didn't.
Eduardo Perez looked like he would play first base Sunday, but he didn't.
Jhonny Peralta looked like he hit a foul ball, but he didn't. For a guy with such a big, round head, the internal workings seem to be less functional than you'd expect.
Perez and Hafner thought they would go to second base Friday, but they didn't. Okay, maybe baseball is a game of feet sometimes. Yards. Furlongs. Parsecs. (Boo.)
5) It's the pitching, stupid
Well, except when it's not. The only truly weak performance was Lee in the seventh inning of Friday's game: Johnson crusied Sunday until Perez botched the play, and if Sabathia throws more games in which he goes 8 innings with 10 Ks, 1 BB, 6 H, and a 74:38 strike-to-ball ratio, is anyone going to complain a whole lot? Oh, by the way, the bullpen? 6 IP, 3 H, 2 BB (neither by Gil Blundermota), 5 K, 0 R. I am oddly sanguine about the relief pitching with Cabrera back to form, Betancourt returning soon, and the Mullet getting the wazoo.
However, it has been determined that scoring zero runs is not as conducive to winning as you might expect. Or exactly as conducive, depending on how many neurons fire.
6) Adventures in managerial head-scratching
Jason Michaels got three hits Friday. He has raised his average to .287, and although he is not the most powerful tool in the shed, he is looking more comfortable at the plate.
Ninth inning Saturday. Aaron Boone walks to lead off. Sizemore comes into the at-bat 2-for-4, being one of the few guys this weekend who reached base. Ferd Rodney is throwing gunk. Smoke, but gunk. He threw exactly zero strikes to Boone (he would finish a sterling save with 6 strikes in 15 pitches, which is Mota-esque). So, to recap: you are down one, you have a man on base, the pitcher is struggling, you have a speedy leadoff hitter up, followed by a 2-hitter who struck out against Speedball Maroth but has been handling faster stuff.
Naturally, you bunt on the first pitch.
Look, this is not Part Nine Thousand of my running diatribe against the Value of the Bunt. I hate bunting, blah blah blah. Everyone is tired of hearing about this. I'M tired of hearing about it, and I'm a very self-centered guy. But until Rodney throws a FIRST STRIKE, shouldn't you not bail him out by giving away an out? Isn't that just preposterously dumb? Let's say you let Rodney throw: either he continues to scattershot around the plate, or he finally starts grooving the ball: the man is like thirteen years old, it's not like you have the Crafty Veteran out there setting Sizemore up. He was throwing gunk! Let him continue! I can't go on.
Anyway, Hollandsworth did not look good replacing Michaels: I understand the point, but pinch-hitting is a tough way to make a living, and Michaels isn't bad against righties this season.
By the way, after Hollandsworth, Peralta saw five pitches. He swung at zero. One was a strike.
7) Ducks in my eye!
We left 8 on base Saturday, including 4 in scoring position. We left 11 on base Sunday, including six in scoring position. Six! I will now pierce my toungue with a paper clip.
8) Silver Lining Dept.
We turned three double plays on Sunday, and a total of five over the series. I like double plays.
9) Get the Hands Team out there!
We committed three errors Friday and now lead the American League. I am less partial to errors.
10) Now that the wino has staggered off, it turns out this gutter is pretty comfy
Minnesota took two of three from Chicago to waft into third place in the AL Central. I had left them for dead, which made for a surreal experience as they waved on their way by. (They still smell bad, though.)
11) Ode to a Mullet
Danny Graves was designated for assignment. I will miss him in the way political cartoonists miss Dan Quayle.