You can argue slow starts. You can argue defensive wizardry. You can argue the Flat Earth Theory for all I care: that's a bad offense, ladies and germs. By the way, of all the players to choose from to lead off, Ron Gardenhire chose Lew Ford and his sparkling .224 AVG (OBP .308, but that's still bad ... he slugs .290, BTW). The two men who hit behind him? Punto hits .290, while Redmond hits .422. Tuesday, it was Castillo's .314 and Mauer's .336. That's like cooking a nice pork loin, with some rosemary potatoes, perhaps a little green beans almondine, and then tossing it into the cat's dish for your guest because you don't even have a bloody table to set. I can't believe I advocated pursuing Lew Ford. Of course, I've seen people berate Mark Shapiro for not signing Rondell White, too. I feel better than them at least.
7) I feel so broke up, I wanna go home
At least, that's the attitude I'm attributing to Ron Gardenhire, who got tossed for arguing multiple times. I don't think he was really that upset with the umpiring (which did make mistakes, notably Sabathia's dive at Punto), I think he was just tired of seeing his ass get kicked and preferred drinking beer in his office to watching Carlos Silva's Magic Eight-Plus ERA once again.
8) Naked aggression
The Tribe sent three runners, two of whom stole second off Radke and Redmond. Jason Michaels got caught, prompting the ESPN guy to call it "a big caught stealing" when I watched the third inning. It was big, all right: it prevented us from having a legitimate shot at winning by twelve. (In his defense, it seemed bigger at the time, but it was pretty obvious pretty early that Brad Radke did not have his best stuff and Sabathia did.)
I'm ambivalent about stolen bases: I lean toward the stathead contention that the break-even point is as high as 75% success rate instead of the old 67%. On the other hand, they suggest a certain willingness to do something that is out of character for this coaching staff, so I'd hate to nip creativity like that in the bud.
Plus it gives Grady more Face Time, and how can that be bad?