What is NOT defensible is bringing in Ramon Vazquez to pinch-hit for Westbrook in the 7th. First off, Westbrook had only thrown 88 pitches, but his sixth wasn't smooth, so you can make a case for pinch-hitting to replace him in the bottom of the frame. That's okay. It is NOT okay to replace him with Ramon Vazquez, who is, in the words of Rivers Cuomo, "just a no-class beat-down fool, and (he) will always be that way." He can't hit. Just can't. Can't, can't, can't, can't, can't. He "hits" .163. He can't hit. Do not use him as a pinch-hitter. Defensive replacement, I can see. Hot dog vendor, all right. Pinch-hitter, no.
It's this simple: use an actual hitter, or let Jake hit. Jake Westbrook has a better chance of doing something positive with the bat than Ramon Vazquez. It sounds ridiculous, but it is not.
By the way, I think Ramon Vazquez is a bad hitter. I didn't want that to slip by you there.
8) Credit Where Credit Is Due Dept.
I get on Todd Hollandsworth's case a lot because I think he is terrible and is an insignificant reason that the Indians are struggling this season. However, in the spirit of fair play, I shouldn't just gloss over things he does well, too.
Fortunately for me, I don't have to. His "hit" and "RBI" in the 8th were the result of a preposterously-played glorified popup. Corner outfielders cannot survive below the Mendoza Line. Marvin K. Hollandsworth, will you please go now?
9) Irrelevant Comment
I have a solution to the Iranian nuclear crisis: install Isiah Thomas as the Prime Minister. Within two years, Iran will be run so deeply into the ground that it can simply be annexed.
How can one man be soooooooooooo incompetent? At EVERYTHING? Astonishing.