It’s January. The weather sucks. The Browns suck. The Cavaliers suck. And the movies almost always suck.
So there is not much to do but hide out in our man caves and wait until the conditions make it OK for us to hit the golf course.
Luckily, while we are in our quasi-hibernation, there is plenty of football to watch and DVDs to view. But what about those of us that are wanting a break, and would like to go out to see a movie? Do we dare leave the comforts of our fireplaces, large screen TVs, and kegerators to venture out in the elements?
To answer that, Mixultany Mitch will stick his head out the back door. If he sees grass on the other side of his patio, then it will mean an early bounty of decent movies. If he can’t see the grass for the snow, it’s eight more weeks of crap.
I’m opening the door…
Crap.
Gimme another beer.