Pairing movie references or characters from classic literature with a sports storyline is an incredibly popular practice by today’s media. Whether it’s Dwight Howard or Cam Newton as Superman, Wade and Lebron as Batman and Robin or Jeremy Lin as some hybrid between Rudy and Jesus -- sports fans at large are always looking to link what they’re seeing on the court or playing field with something they’ve seen on the big screen.
I’m not exempt from this practice. I’m constantly looking to pair sports moments with movies I’ve seen. It’s a strange kind of therapy that helps me categorize and process the sports-pain I’m experiencing.
With Ohio State’s recent struggles on the basketball court -- I’ve been forced to find a Hollywood scene that fits the Buckeyes’ situation just right. Despite the obvious “Jekyll and Hyde” nature of William Buford’s game, I don’t think that’s an appropriate comparison for the teams overall flatness.
After a lot of thought, I finally settled on Jim Carrey’s scene from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when he’s trying to find the connection between Finkel and Einhorn. And if you’re wondering -- I didn’t show partiality in selecting this scene just because Jim Carrey is my second cousin.* It really fits, I promise.
* Yes, Jim Carrey is my second cousin. Telling that to the ladies was never as impressive as I thought it would be.
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Illinois came to Columbus on a bad night.
After scoring a season-low 48 points in an embarrassing and rare home loss to Michigan State three days ago, the No. 6 Ohio State Buckeyes wanted to refocus and right the ship as they close in on the end of the regular season. The opportunity to do so came in the form of the Minnesota Golden Gophers Tuesday night and the Buckeyes were very ungracious guests. Powered by William Buford and Jared Sullinger, Ohio State bullied their way to a 78-68 road victory and a much-needed palate cleansing.
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