For weeks I’ve been dying to ask an Ohio State fan - any Ohio State fan - one burning question:
Why are you excited about this season?
For good reason, lovers of college football always get a little twitchy this time of year. The game they love emerges out of the ether like a monarch butterfly after an eight-month chrysalis stage. It’s fun and exciting and I get that.
But that only goes so far. Usually to the end of the first weekend.
So why would an OSU fan’s excitement last longer than that?
To be sure, the Buckeyes are talented, and that always warrants some excitement. Indeed, lack of talent is a big reason most sports fans have a hard time getting riled up for the start of a new season. When your team of choice isn’t capable of winning more than a third of its contests, there’s no sports Viagra out there to - ahem - supplement your excitement.