...by the government of the United Nations (or NCAA as appropriate). Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

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We came. We saw. We kicked their butts. Simply put, yesterday's Buckeyes - Northwestern game as what I like to call a "good 'ole country whoopin". Man, I was out running a couple errands, didn't get home till like 3:45 ... and it was already 28-0. As you all know by now, Furls is our Buckeye guy, and combines a deft display of intellect and wit in informing us all about our warriors in the scarlet and gray. He has some fun with this game wrap. GO BROWNS!

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Get 'em while you can! That's what Furls says should be the rallying call for the Buckeyes players this week as they line up against an overmatched Northwestern team. This year’s rendition of the “Mildcats” should be much easier to tame on the field than off, for lining up across from the Buckeyes are the next generation’s lawyers, agents, and tax auditors, that will undoubtedly be reaching into their pockets at some point. Furls previews the Buckeyes 3:30 tilt with the Wildcats in Columbus.

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Well, it was hairy yesterday through one half when the Buckeyes trailed the Washington 7-3 at the midway point.  But the Buckeyes seriously outclassed the Huskies in the second half en route to a 33-14 win.  Both Beanie Wells and Brandon Saine had nice games, and Todd Boeckman had a very nice second half, which included a 68 yard bomb to Brian Robiskie which helped break the game open.  In his wrap of the win, Furls breaks down the game, grades the positions, grades his predictions, and annoints me prognosticator of the week yet again.

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