As I take on advancing age, advancing pounds and advancing ear hair, Ole Mansfield enjoys messing with the young pups a bit. For example, fellow Swerbs Blurbs contributor Brent Sobleski is a pretty astute cat who has put in some time learning the art of film. He knows as much or more than the average on-line bear for certain. But there’s a reason that you can run that Urban Meyer crap and dominate on Saturday, and why an option offense can still dominate on Friday night. It ain’t the N, Eff or even the Randel El. That’s not meant to diss my young dawg, just to point out that even NFL GM’s miss on off seasons like the CIA on WMD, so all us amateurs certainly need some counter points.
I read Brent’s off-season blue prints were he Opie, and there’s a lot in there to like. Kemo Eat You and Kendrell Ankle fill needs. You could even talk me into Tooti Frutti. Drafting Manny Lawson, provided Richie and the gang down at Arnolds like him and the Fonz doesn’t say “Woooooahhh” seems like a great addition. You can’t run the 3 – 4 without your elephant end/OLB W-esque human animal hybrid. But that’s where I need to part company.
Back when Brent was watching Voltron and schooling his elders in Techmo Bowl, this tall, bald Cajun freak took a one term Governor who fancied himself a true playa from a backwoods state best known for poultry and made him the most powerful man on the planet, defeating Red State America’s Family Dynasty in the process. How’d he pull off this miracle? One word: focus. Take the biggest problem and do nothing but focus on it. In this case, it was the economy. Every time someone in the Bubba campaign wanted to talk defense, mudslinging, hoes and coochies past, he’d just point to the sign that said “It’s the economy, stupid.”
Enter Mister Carville into the Berea War room announcing what should be the new mantra: “It’s the lines, stupid”.
The Browns will never go anywhere in the division or the NFL until they take their O Line and defensive front seven from a collection of temporary patchwork and complimentary players to dominating. Until complete focus is given to those areas, maybe for even the first day of two drafts in a row, you can just continue to cue up Chris Spielman storming into the coaches’ lounge in Berea and making Fudd soil his britches when he ranted “AM I JUST WASTING MY GD TIME?!?!”. Sure, Brent offers us a fourth rounder and a couple so-so UFA offensive linemen, but I don’t want bondo – I want steel.
So let’s play point – counterpoint to Brent’s modest proposals:
Brent’s Free Agent Signings
Ma'ake Kemoeatu NT
Chris Hovan DT
Joe Jurevicius WR
Tom Ashworth OT
Kendrell Bell LB
Toniu Fonoti OG
Mansfield’s Free Agent Signings
LeCharles Bentley C/G
Unlike Ohioan Joe Jurevicius, who my sources tell me wants to remain in the Pacific Northwest for lifestyle reasons, indications and rumors are that Bently wants to return home. Bently is a pro bowl quality interior lineman rather than a stopgap. He’s a true building block and dominant performer and just entering his prime. My own hunch is the Browns will need to overpay to land premier free agents, and this is a guy who fits the value mold even if we do. The pricing structure of centers and guards make him a value pick up regardless of price paid, even if he is the top paid center in the NFL. Let Faine step his game up to keep his position, and if he does, slide Bentley to left guard.Sure, Seattle plays the quick 4 - 3, but at a solid 6 – 3 290 , Bernard fits the mold of a 2 gap 3 – 4 DE, and adding 10 to 15 pounds in the NFL for linemen is no biggie. Rocky was solid, active, and one of the reasons Seattle’s young linebackers’ uniforms stayed as clean as an Annapolis cadet’s. While Chris Hovan is an if/come band-aid player, having never played the 3 –4 and not being stout at the point of attack, Rocky is a better option in my opinion. Plus, I am assuming it will be very difficult for Seattle to hold onto all of their talent.
Jeff Backus LT
I look at the Ashworth suggestion and just shake my head. Then I channel that wild man on the old movie “Network” and scream “I’M MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE”. I don’t want “The Andruzzi of tackles.” Hell, I don’t even want the Andruzzi of guards. I want legitimate starting NFL players at their proficient positions, not overpaid stopgap band-aids on their last legs. Seven damn years is enough of that already. Backus’ peak days are perhaps slightly behind him, and he’s more good than great. But he’s a legit NFL OLT who can help solidify the OL and is an upgrade over Shelton. By the way, I’d try to keep Lonnie Junior for flexibility. Is there a law against having decent players as back ups?
Sam Cowart – ILB
Cowart is a better version of Bell in my opinion, and a better fit for RAC’s style of 3 – 4. Put him next to Andra Davis and you have two very solid tacklers in the middle, plus Cowart can likely help Davis become more adept at hitting the gap where the ball carrier actually is. Put good D linemen in front of these two and you likely start to shut down the run with seven in the box.
Ma'ake Kemoeatu NT
OK, we’ve got some common ground here. Make it happen. I’m not sure he’s the bag of chips some see him as, but we need the help.
There you have it, a plan to reload the Browns at the point of attack on both sides of the ball.
Brent’s Draft Picks
Manny Lawson DE North Carolina St.My own personal belief is that projecting a draft is fun but near pointless past round 4. Hell, its pointless anyway, so what I am really trying to do is specify the type of players that should be considered.
This draft needs to be identical to Bill Bellichick’s first draft. You take the best impact defender you can get your hands on, regardless of position, although getting your 3 – 4 human animal hybrid is huge. Then you go after D front seven players and O linemen with laser like focus to fix a weak point of attack. For consistency, we’ll pay close attention to Sobo’s rankings so there are no extreme upward reaches.
Mansfield’s Draft Picks
Manny Lawson DE / OLB
I’m good with the recommendation of Manny Lawson. He’s exactly what is needed. If anything falls through and he goes early, I will be very interested to see how Bobby Carpenter grades out in workouts. I am convinced he’s the next Kevin Greene.
I am not a Chaun Thompson believer. I honestly don’t know where Howdy Doody and RAC stand on him. Mostly, I read left-handed compliments at best. But what I do know is that the 3 – 4 runs on athletes who are versatile and can pursue. Wimbley fits the mold. Let Wimbley, Thompson and David MacMillain fight it out to see who is Lawson’s bookend partner. Now, RAC can run a true 3 – 4. As an aside, Roach lacks upside in my opinion. I fight the temptation to select Greg Blue for the sole benefit of yelling “BLUE! You’re my BOI!” from the stands countless times, much to the chagrin of those in my section.
Best RT / OG prospect left on the board
Who isn’t so important as the need to restock with some prospects taken high enough to one day step in and start. This could be any number of guys depending on the how they fall.
OK, for those of you keeping score, here are your competing two deep rosters:
Brent as David Caruso
QB - Frye, Dilfer
RB - Droughns, Calhoun
FB - T.Smith, McIntyre
WR - B.Edwards, Jurevicius, Northcutt, F.Jackson
TE - KW2, Heiden
LT - Ashworth, Butler
LG - Andruzzi, Pucillo
C - Faine, Ferentz
RG - Coleman, Fonoti
RT - Tucker, Dorsey
LDE - Roye, Eason
NT - Kemoeatu, Kelley
RDE - Hovan, McKinley
SSLB - C.Thompson, Speegle
SILB - K.Bell, Roach
WILB - D.Davis, B.Taylor
WSLB - Lawson, Stewart
CB - Cutch, Bodden
CB - Baxter, Perkins,
SS - Pool, S.Jones
FS - Crocker, Russell
Mansfield as Ronald McDonald:
QB - Frye, Dilfer
RB - Droughns, Suggs
FB - T.Smith, McIntyre
WR - B.Edwards, Northcutt, F.Jackson, Rideau
TE - KW2, Heiden
LT – Backus, Shelton (why not resign at value rather than Fonoti?)
LG - Bentley, Pucillo
C - Faine, Bentley
RG - Coleman, Round 4 Pick
RT - Tucker, Dorsey
LDE - Roye, Wright
NT - Kemoeatu, Kelley
RDE - Bernard, McKinley
SSLB - C.Thompson, Wimbley, Speegle
SILB - Cowart, Stewart (Can easily slide inside as backup)
WILB - A.Davis, Stewart
WSLB - Lawson, MacMillain
CB – Bodden, Cutch
CB - Baxter, Perkins
SS - Crocker, S.Jones
FS - Pool, Russell