With LeBron and Andy set to return to the floor Tuesday, it was the bare bones version of the Cavs once again last night, and the result was yet another fugly loss, this one to the Charlotte Bobcats. As bad as the game was, John's recap this morning is hysterical. After starting out by saying that he was "looking forward to this game with the same warm anticipation that the Native Americans had for the arrival of the colonists, knowing that they would soon have scorching cases of syphilis", John goes on to also hit on two of his greatest loves. Beyonce and Walter Herrmann.
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