Chipping away.
That became our mantra during an ill-fated guys’ trip to Tucson last year to watch some NCAA first round basketball action. This was one of those events where Murphy was our travel agent, and between flight delays, cancellations, and my failure to obtain a rental car in a sold-out market, what resulted was a travel day from hell to start our weekend.
At first, everything seemed fine. At the airport early, check. Rest of party coming in as scheduled. Murphy was lulling us into a false sense of security like free candy from a van. But then things started going wrong, and when they went wrong, they went wrong in a hurry.
Our flight was cancelled, and flights to Phoenix were simply not available. We found a way to get there through El Paso, which is like the moon only less habitable, but our passage from El Paso wasn’t guaranteed. It was at this time that I realized I hadn’t booked a car. Huge problem. The Phoenix to Tucson route isn’t as easily navigable as you’d think, and the options for doing it were pretty nonexistent. This became a full logistical planning nightmare, on top of the six hour delay we were experiencing.
What we would up finding was some kind of commuter bus that was overcrowded, overheated, and aromatically unpleasant. Like public transportation in Pakistan fused with a baby’s soiled diaper. At this point one of our party, Maynard, drolly said the now infamous term “chipping away.” Meaning, yeah, this is a clusterfuck, but we're heading in the right direction. It was humorous, and gave us an optimistic outlook, because, yeah, we may not know how we’re getting home from the bus depot (hell, at that time, we had no idea we weren’t going to be kidnapped, raped, enslaved, and/or murdered upon arrival). But we did know we were getting closer.
The taxi that was supposed to meet us? Didn’t arrive. Getting a taxi at 1 AM? Difficult. One shows up! Chipping away. Drives us the wrong way. Get back on the right track. Chipping away. Finally we make it and can enjoy the beer we've been hauling - the sweet sweet taste of victory beer is the best taste ever invented. The journey was brutal, but keeping perspective throughout helped us to survive.
This is exactly how I view the Cavs. As recently as three years ago, we had a smooth path to not only a title, but a dynasty, all mapped out. We were going to have the epic boys weekend. But then “the decision” happened, and we realized there was no good way to get to Tucson and some shithead forgot to rent a car, and we needed to rework the whole thing.
The Cavs are clearly chipping away. Who can’t love the way Irving plays, especially in the fourth quarter? Definitely going in the right direction. Some people get upset at the wins we get every now and then as they hurt our draft stock. But as long as we don’t make the playoffs, I see those as chipping away. Showing heart, beating good teams, coming through in the clutch – I am happier those things happen, because it shows we’ve got something real to build on. Yea, the cab is taking us in the wrong direction, and yeah, we're still not sure the cabbie is really a cabbie and not a deranged axe murderer, but we’re in a cab, and that’s better than being stranded at Jett’s Wildcat at 2 AM. And though this season is often as unpleasant as the Pakistani diaper form of commuting, we’re at least chipping away and heading in the right direction. Good win over Detroit, a spirited comeback against New Orleans, we’re chipping away at respectability. And someday soon, hopefully, we can open the beers we’ve been hauling around for the past few years and have that weekend we sorely deserve.
Anyway, off to the questions.
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