What’s in a name? According to Bill Shakespeare, a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet. But then again, that's easy to say if you're a guy with an awesome name like Shakespeare. In the world of sports, a name can be the difference between a century of cult status and an eternity of obscurity. It’s the key to carving out a nostalgic little corner of the public consciousness—whether or not your talent actually warranted it. Why else would people still remember the likes of Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje or God Shammgod? Or take such delight in the Browns drafting a guy named Barkevious Mingo? The truth is, a name can take you a long way.
So, in honor of Mr. Mingo's arrivial in Cleveland this past week, it seems a fitting time to revisit and re-align one of TCF's sillier "all-time lists": The 100 Greatest Names in Cleveland Sports History. As sports towns go, Cleveland may not be among the most prestigious these days. But what we lack in world championships, we more than make up for in fantastically bizarre and unforgettable player names. You can probably rattle off a dozen all-time classics right off the top of your head. Some of them are recent members of the Indians, Cavs, or Browns, and others retired some time in the 1920s. The point is, we remember them. And we envy their mighty monikers.
The Top 100 Cleveland Sports Names covers well over a century of pro sports in the city, including representatives from the ill-fated Cleveland Barons and Crunch. The players included are ranked on the objective greatness of their names alone, with on-field performance relegated to “fun factoid” status. Will Barkevious Mingo crack the Top Ten before ever playing a down for the Browns? Let the names begin...