Random musings guaranteed to make you spit up blood even though you haven’t taken a direct hit to the chest...
QUICK TURNAROUND: With their win to complete the sweep over the Angels on Wednesday, the Indians surpassed their victory total from 2012.
It took them only 127 games to do it - the earliest in the season the Tribe has improved upon the previous year’s record since 1992. That year the Indians hit 58 wins in their 123rd game, topping 1991’s pathetic total of 57.
They’d improved their record in six seasons since then (excluding the shortened 1994 season from comparisons), but in each of those seasons, the passing point didn’t come until September.
The biggest one-year improvement in Tribe history was 24 games in 1986 (from 60-102 to 84-78). This year’s team would need to win 92 games to match that turnaround.
REAL FANTASY FOOTBALL: Since it’s that time of year when pompous assholes wearing oversized Randy Moss jerseys justify their existence by gathering together at BW-3s across the nation to put together their fantasy football teams, it seems only right that we examine what little impact the Browns have on this multi-billion dollar industry.