He's baaaack. After a month long bender in Cali, Hiko makes another much welcomed appearance on the Blurbs. Dude is one of the naturally funniest people I've ever met, either in person or with the keyboard. In his latest, Hiko unleashes his frustration at the boredom of the months leading into football season. An absolutely hysterical read.

God, I'm bored.

As a child, I used to look forward to Summer like religious nuts look forward to the Rapture. The welcome respite from the evils of school, playing outside until well after dark, canoeing, camping, swimming, vacations, drinking warm beer stolen from the old man's stash, screwing around with the neighbor girl up by the water tower