There I was, crouched in my garden, picking habaneras, when I noticed it - an ant, crawling innocently up the stalk towards a leaf, unaware of the small wolf spider that was perched just above and behind it, watching with spider-y evil intent.
And as the ant reached the leaf, pow-zam! The wolf spider danced down the stalk and had the poor insect in its grip in what seemed an instant. A bite, a flurry of moving legs, and the ant was incapacitated, poisoned, cocooned, and ready for dinner.
The death of this ant is a metaphor for the Browns-Bears preseason game.
Who cares about the passing of a single ant? Well, the ant, I guess. And maybe its family, if it has a little ant wife and ant kids waiting back home for daddy to walk in with a juicy habanera chunk, a walk he will never make.
And who cares about the 4th preseason game? Well, the players, I guess. And maybe their agents and girlfriends and jewelry store creditors.



We’ve expected (and feared) that this day was coming for a few weeks now, but that still didn’t make it any easier when we heard the news.
To be a sports fan is often to live in the sometimes conflicting and complementary worlds of cynicism and denial. The more our teams disappoint us, the more cynical we become about their prospects. Yet we also deny the underlying reasons they disappoint, holding them to subjective standards they often aren't capable of achieving.
I certainly don’t want to play the role of Eeyore, the gloomy stuffed donkey of the Hundred Acre Wood, but I’m fairly certain the high point of the Browns’ 2012 season has come and gone.
If the seed of doubt can be planted, a controversy can exist.