My feelings on the final descent to the massive runways at McCarran Airport were probably similar to a child’s reaction when the castle at Disney’s Magic Kingdom comes in to view. You have heard dramatic retellings of Las Vegas trips by friends, family, or that coworker that you only pretend to like because being insincere to yourself is better than being the resident a-hole of the office. However, no words, pictures, or hyperbole can truly prepare you for the first time that capitalism’s Aurora borealis springs up from the dark desert floor.
My Frontier Airlines flight on January 30 made that landing. My trip was for business, becoming a certified blackjack dealer because it was literally cheaper to fly to Vegas, stay for nine nights, and eat, gamble, and fulfill my wish to go to Vegas while of legal age, than paying for it at the dealing school just fifteen minutes from my house. Fortunately, my flight left before Al Gore’s antithesis fell from the sky, so I had no delays, which was convenient for my first flight since January 2007.
The Akron-Canton to Denver flight was uneventful, save for the screaming kid two rows back that I secretly hoped would be shoved into the cargo bay. At least the overhead bin might have muffled the sound. I could have dealt with that.