License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

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... is a dead gopher. Anytime I can interject a Caddyshack reference is OK with me, and its certainly appropo with the Gophers in Columbus for today's tilt with THE Ohio State University at 3:30 PM EST this afternoon at The Horseshoe. As he is each Saturday morning, Furls is here with The Best Damn Buckeye Football Preview in the land.

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There is little movement at the top of the heap in the Furls 15 this week after what was a rather subdued Saturday in the world of college football. In this weekly column, Furls ranks his top fifteen teams in the country, with brief writeups on each. And yes, Michigan still sucks.

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In his preview, Furls asked the question: Hoosier Daddy? He answers it in the recap - OSU is your daddy. In his latest, Furls breaks down the complete and utter mismatch that was Saturday's Buckeyes game. Furls talks about the contest, grades the positions, grades his predictions, and pays homage to the Prognosticator of the Week from the Swerbs Blurbs College Sports Bar message board forum. 26 days 'till Michigan.

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