If you believe the Mayans, today is the last day the earth will exist.
The chances of this happening, of course, are pretty slim. Then again, the chance of the world ending exists every day, so it could definitely happen. AT ANY MOMENT! Asteroids, supervolcanoes, alien invasions, polar shifts, radioactive giant lizards… all are real dangers that could crop up at any given moment and destroy our lovely planet. One moment you’re enjoying a grande half caf skinny soy latte while reading Out of Bounds, and the next thing you know, the Hadron Supercollider has created a tiny speck of black hole that instantly crushes the entire earth into a billiard ball. Poof. Which you deserve for drinking that stupid coffee drink. What’s wrong with “large black coffee”? Twit.