This week, Gary contemplates the fate of the newly departed (but not yet dead) BubbaHastings. Like me, Gary is a sneaking suspicion that we haven’t yet seen the last of the former head of CTU, and that he may have to come back to fill his Lt. Dan destiny of dying in service to his country…or in service to his writers, which would really suck.
Once that’s completed, Gary suggests that he can perhaps duplicate his feat from Forrest Gump, and be the driving force behind the opening of BubbaHastings Unshrimp Restaurants, that would be CTU themed. You go in, and every time you give the “analyst/waitress” your order, she invariably says “dammit”. If you are really lucky, there will be a random analyst/waitress that is a mole for a rival restaurant, and instead of bringing you a BauerBurger, she instead brings you shrimp scampis. And just for fun, at least three people at any table of more than six have to die.
This is a wonderful idea with one glaring problem: No one in “24” ever eats.
Recap
I come to praise Renee, not to bury her. But I am still totally pissed at the “leadership” of those at “24” for the decision to kill her off.